Desi patni

Desi Patni .....!!




Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?




Wife: Jo aap kaho




H: Dal chawal bana lo


W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the




H: to sabji roti bana lo


W: bacche nahi khayenge




H: to chhole puri bana lo


W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai




H: eggs bhurji bana lo


W: aaj guruvaar hai




H: paraanthe?


W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??




H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?


W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye




H: kadhi chawal?


W: dahi nahi hai




H: idly sambar?


W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!




H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega


W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta




H: phir ab kya banaogi?


W: wo jo aap kaho